tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

  • aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
  • taurus: they are fucking nerds.
  • gemini: defo the random outbursts
  • cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
  • leo: they're about 4'9"
  • virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
  • libra: weird ass laugh
  • scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
  • sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
  • capricorn: creepy fucking smile
  • aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
  • pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is


Since their formation 11 years ago, this next band have been in the party scene and they’ve done some dirty work, but don’t panic, it’s nothing personal, in fact, it’s so wrong, it’s right. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for pup punk’s fortunate sons, ALL TIME LOW (x)

Since their formation 11 years ago, this next band have been in the party scene and they’ve done some dirty work, but don’t panic, it’s nothing personal, in fact, it’s so wrong, it’s right. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for pup punk’s fortunate sons, ALL TIME LOW (x)

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